SHELDON THE VIKING

THE EXPLOITS OF SHELDON THE VIKING, AND HIS FRIEND .

250701 21:16 HOW I INVENTED THE VIKING SHIP.

21:21 I would like to tell you on behalf of my son Sheldon. My son Sheldon is always good. He is very unusual, for a Viking. That may be why he is called Sheldon the Sjelden.

You may know my name is Mary the Unvirgin. I was forceably removed from my home in Jerusalem by someone I do not know, as there was a black bag over my head.

23:49 Sjelden means seldom.

260701 00:04 My son, Sheldon the Viking, said, “Ask not what you can do for others; ask what they can do for you”.

02:56 The Viking Ship came about during an argument my son Sheldon the Viking was having with a famous sailor whose name you may know, that is, Sinbad. Sinbad was known as Singood among his closest friends, as he was a great lover; they started calling him Sinwell, but it sounded too English (the Vikings and the English did not get along). They were sitting on the sand of a dazzlingly bright beach, making model ships. They could not agree as to whether it is best to have sails or oars, so they compromised by putting on both, and Sinbad agreed to this because Sheldon suggested it be made to resemble Singood´s phallus. That´s all there was to it.

But, you surely ask, how did it come to be associated with so many Vikings? How come it became popular? Caught on, so to speak---

The answer is quite simple and straight-forward: all the Vikings knew the reputation of Singood.

PART TWO: THE SUBVIKINGS AND PRINCESS PEARLIPINK

260701 04:46 DURING THE TEMPESTUOUS VIOLENT CONFLICTS of some of the famous kings of whom you may have redd in Snorre, my son Sheldon the Viking resided peacefully at home unassailed; this was due to what he learned from Princess Pearlipink the Sapper Queen. She taught him how to create underground villages. Besides, she shared with him her inscrutable knowledge of concealment of tunnel entrances, which she is said to have been taught personally by the Brownies. (Brownie: (cf Merriam) “a legendary good-natured elf that performs helpful services at night”)(ed.)

Why did she do all this for my son Sheldon the Viking?... Princess Pearlipink needed a sanctuary in the northern regions to entertain her friends Theodora Bear and Yachabeebee El Corazon. Many were the legendary feasts celebrated underground with my son Sheldon the Viking and these three legendary queens.

100801 20:03 She wrongly said that to continue is the hard part. But I said back that I am merely a messenger. The idea has its own life. History is fact because it exists in the minds of the present, as when Sheldon the Viking discovered the Jacop, a small cake like a large cupcake, in a bed of metal. All history is redd in the present---the present is defined as the time in which we read history. So Sheldon wrote in the Sheldon stone tablets called now by archeologists, The Stone Tablets of Sheldon the Rare. The people of your past, like my son Sheldon the Viking, and myself, Mary the Unvirgin, also had history to look back on. And, as we, the people of your past, look back to the past, we see from a perspective lacking ourselves as history distant, altho not lacking ourselves in current and/or recent events---and I can imagine you in future agreeing with me. Why else would I be communicating all this to you all and to your descendants???

150801 16:50 Seymour is the cousin of Sheldon, by my brother Uncle Sol (a very bad man). Seymour was known as Seemore due to his capacity to see more. This was, as you may imagine, a very extremely important valuable skill in those days and hard times, roaming the hills and dales of Viking Scandinavia and Europe (but not Switzerland).

18:00 It was after a pleasant orgy that they somehow discussed a moral issue: Did Harald Hårfagre ever attempt to morally justify any of what he was doing? And did the woman who provoked him to become king represent or parallel Eve in Genesis, and Snefrid similarly Jesus?

120901 2002 Sheldon the Viking predicted that eventually people would make very tall buildings, so big that an airplane (he also invented airplanes) could crash into them like Vikings were used to burn up their enemies all the time.