SNAPPY DIALOGUE.
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SNAPPYDIALOGUE the first:
130701 19:09 PERSON 1: LOOK AT YOUR FANCY ROLEX WATCH AND SEE WHAT TODAY´S DATE IS. IN FIVE DAYS YOU GUYS WILL BE LOCKED UP...NOT B YSOME NICE JUDGE, BY us---in what the old french kings used to call an oubliet, you´re put there and forgotten forever.
PERSON 2 WHATS TO KEEP US FROM BLOWING YOUAWAY RIGHT NOW?
PERSON 1 THE gas against which i took the antidote and you fellas didnt, which has just put yáll to sleep.
SCENE TWO:
five bad guys in a pit in the countryside. the pit is several meters deep and wide etc. the bad guys are naked. they are waking up.
20:11 Allofasudden a gate opens and five naked women are rushed into the pit. Each of the badguys yells: “Mother!!!!!”
140701 02:19 The females tried to get back out, but the gates had shut; and a roof of bars slid into place. Altho they avoided incest, the mothers of others were fair game. The badguys were motherfuckers.
180701 20:36 A large trough was along each of three sides, with, respectively, food, water and kitty-litter. Enough for ten people for ten days, and never to be replenished. But, coming back after some weeks, two were found alive and the rest dead and cannibalized. The two were a male and a female. We got bored and filled the pit with salt water up to the roof grate, which they swam up to and tried to keep above water, but we dropped hot wax on their noses so they gave up and sank permanently.
SNAPPYDIALOGUE NUMBER TWO
IN EARLY 1941, The government in Tokyo, Japan, found out that Hitler was about to have Nazi Germany invade Soviet Russia (in the campaign designated “Barbarosa”). This distressed Tojo (the tyrant in Japan) because he realized the obvious: ythat Germany would fail and the collapse of the invasion of USSR would spell defeat for Germany in World War 2---something Japan could not afford, as Japan and Germany were allies. Accordingly, Tojo ordered the assassination of Hitler, who was already considered something of a flake (jackass). This task was assigned to Squad Squad Squad, which was part of secret Japanese sabotage section. In charge of SSS was colonel Shbui Rokurota, who had achieved high status for his earlier exploits.
One day in early April of 1941, Hitler was receiving the Japanese Ambassador, in a secret rendezvous, in an Alpine hide-away. It was raining mildly and the Ambassador carried a Japanese umbrella over his head. At the right moment he handed it to Hitler and decapitated him with a Japanese sword he had hidden in his extravagant regalia. Shbui Rokurota (who was a master of disguise) immediately and within a matter of seconds, changed places and costume with Hitler, disposed of Hitler´s body, and from then on ran the war posing as Der Fuhrer.
This distressed Tojo greatly, but the plans had been changed by Emperor Hirohito himself, who realized that Tojo could be defeated only this way.
SNAPPYDIALOGUE NUMBER THREE
260701 02:07 notes: truth in pres debates; truth to parents as child etc
140801 05:21 #4: “Why are you talking to yourself?
“Do you expect me to waste time talking to you?!”
SNAPPY DIALOGUE NUMBER FOUR 030901 0105 I like being a hit-man, because the people I work for do philanthropic work. Pro bono --- for the good of society. Like this pig Sopranos on TV, I mean guys like him --- they give crime a bad name, what with being such slobs. I like that guy you may have seen on TV about forty years ago, who very elegantly said, “Tell you muddah to buy my pizza.” Actually, I don´t remember, maybe he even said “Tell your mother to buy my pizza”. But for some stupid reason they took him off. What I do pro bono for my employers is very like when some character in a TV show gets unpopular, they kill `im off. There are folks in real life like that. I mean, if ya got a power, ya should use it for good, and not only for your own private interest. Its like international politics.
130901 2253 S D # 5: --- “ If you think I´m going back to that sumer camp, so you can park me and have time alone for your holidays, you better think again.” “If we send you, you´ll just go.” “Sure, and when I get thru telling everyone there my opinions of you, you will hide your face in the super-market.” “But Mommy and Daddy want time alone.” “Ya, and I want time with my father, jackass that he is.”
Snappy Dialogue --- tirsdag 25. desember 2001 00:18: Kid goes to lawyer because parents keep telling him to be grateful. Here is letter from lawyer to parents: I have been asked by your son Bonzo to clarify a condition he claims exists in his family. He says he is often admonished to be grateful. Accordingly, I remind you that as members of the middle class you are obligated to provide for him as well as your financial situation allows, and within the boundaries of his age. It is considered mental torture for parents to badger a child about being grateful. Indeed, failure to provide properly for his needs would bring you into conflict with the law. I feel obliged to monitor your progress in this matter. You should be grateful that I am dealing so gently with you so far. If you need me to lecture your friends and relations and/or any other figure, I will be glad to do so. I inform you that under rule 54672 of the parental penal code of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts you are required to pay my fee and expenses in this matter. Behave yourselves. With sadistic delight, Ivan Woopz (attorney at law).
SD7 --- torsdag 10. januar 2002 19:45 --- So there I was at age eight years, at the dinner table eating with my mother and my father, as much roast beef and greasey potatoes etc, but ignored; soI sez ³I live here and I will not be ignored. This is my home, too. And if you people do not treat me with the respect I expect from you, I will go to lawyers, priests, police, doctors, newspapers, radio stations, and TV, and legislatures and get you punished until you fall in line, jerks that you are.²
-------------------SD8 --- 160102 Instead of telling me that if I can get all ³A²s in the first grade, I can manage to take out the garbage, tell the school that it is getting all ³E²s from me because it is not teaching me anything --- and they have the nerve to complain that I do not expend effort!!!!!
-----------------------------------SD9 ---torsdag 17. januar 2002 16:15 In good cop, bad cop situation, interviewee says: You are polite, he is not, he leaves immediately.
onsdag 27. mars 2002 19:46 Five rich adults in a magnificant ancient stage-coach: laughingly complaining about food they were forced to eat in childhood (like the Yorkshiremen jokes)(has this been done before?) ( anyway...): The servants used to disrespectfully toss these bowls of black salty fish eggs onto the table ... Yeh, and no Coca-Cola, just damn red wine from France , some Lafitte crap ...and of course, no MacDonald´s...You mean like ³Old MacDonald had a farm?...Yes, and his neighbor, Farmer Brown, who hated Peter Rabbit...We had to eat rabbit´s peter every Wednesday... It was all that bloody steak that bothered me, all that chewing...Yuh, i remember, the fish eggs was from Russia, called Beluga something...
to snappy dialogue: What if when you were seven years old you knew what you know now, and told people? What would have happened to you? You can see the need for hyper-Machiavellian wisdom throughout childhood, as to some degree you certainly did know enough to get yourself harmed. (hyper-Macchiavellian so as to avoid getting incarcerated like him). I mean if you were reasonably intelligent. But older generations have colluded in dealing with this. And we are repressed by love. That is merely one reason why Dershowitz is wrong to say we should not legally sympathize with children who kill their bad parents; loving their parents prevents reasonable action against them.
to s d: ---You put too much jam on that piece of bread. ---Yes, you´re right. ---Well, what are you gonna do about it?! ---How the hell do I know?! Do you think I can see into the future?!!