TheMartianEmbassy.com
TheMartianEmbassy.com: (a site for the bright) THE AMBASSADOR`S MARTIANESQUE THOUGHTS ARE IN his SECTION CALLED “JOHN THE PARROT”. THESE below ARE THE NAMES OF ALMOST ALL THE SECTIONS IN THIS SITE ( UNDER THE AEGIS OF THE MARTIAN EMBASSY) (THEY ARE discussed as I go along IN THE SECTION CALLED “THE EDGAR POE INSTITUTE FOR ADVANCED ESTHETIC INVESTIGATIONS”): Scroll down here below however for brief explanation of sections (pages, titles, files): NOTE. THIS SITE IS NOT STATIC; IT IS DYNAMIC, DEVELOPING, INCREASING, PERIODICAL.
“ ABOUT ME MYSELF AND I “ gives some insight and perspective as to who- how the Ambassador thinks.
“ABSTRACT RELATIONSHIP” discusses my (his)(the Ambassador`s) theories as to cosmology and absolute reality and functional actuality. This is one of the deepest sections, and will help you understand everything in the universe ( known and unknown). (focusing on my own theories of cosmology, which make me the greatest philosopher of the age) “AMATEUR LEGISLATOR” --- One of my several pages dedicated to politics, and my aspiration to become Emperor of the Entire Universe --- in this file I concentrate on actual suggestions for actual law now and future.
“ANTI- INTELLIGENCE” concentrates on people´s perverse habit of being stupid as a matter of attitude and its bad consequences.
“AUNTARCTICA” is about world ecology.
“AUNTENNA” ridicules (but sometimes praises or thanks) the mass- media generally, and especially the electronic mass- media.
“AUNTIEBODIES” opposes the compulsion among females to conceive of themselves as fractions of a fashion-show and/or as social victims.
“BAD ADOLF AND THE EVIL JUDGES” discusses the horrors of judicial/legislative perversity as regards the fundamental relationship between each child and her/his two genetic parents. This matter is also discussed in other of my pages.
“BEEDEE” describes my own late nutty mother and my relationship with her, etc.
“BISLET CIRCLE” (where i reside, sorta), treated as a romantic (in the general sense) fantasy locale, combined with local observations.
“BONOBOS” about the special apes in Congo that must be saved. and other such apes.
“BROTHERISM” to debunk the silly notion that brothers need be friends.
“BURMA CAVE” one of my pages focusing on my own private introspections and outspections (n b: I like to make neologisms and new spellings etc). of course this title refers back nostalgically to the great ads for a shaving cream, to give the sense of coziness and non sequitur.
“CARLO GIULIANI” (refers to martyr of Genoa 2001) about “ policing” in the most general application; doctrine, social perspective, etc.
“CELLAR” --- my own storage place for sundry this and that.
“CHARLES MUNCH” --- about the greatest classical orchestra conductor on records (etc) --- I expatiate about esthetic considerations relevant --- (not biographic) --- this is one of my best sections.
“CORONET” nostalgia about the period (USA) circa 1946 to 1971; cultural recollections and associations.
“CULTURE BEARER” generally about the responsibilities of we who are CBs.
“DIABETES” my own observations about my having diabetes-B; plus my comments about medical matters.
“DOSIER” listing behavior I do not approve of; especially in public figures, bureaucracies and journalists.
“EDGAR POE” discusses the greatest writer of the Western World since Homer.
“EDVARD MUNCH” --- discussions of visual arts. (named for the greatest painter since Velasquez)
“EVIL” --- in perspective that any notion of Hell is based on everyday life in and among the most dangerous species (humans).
“GUY IN THE SKY” discusses absent (renegade) fathers, etc.
“GUY IN THE SKY 2” similar to previous page.
“HELPFUL HINTS” advice.
“HOW TO BE A FOOL” about my father, etc.
“HUGH MOORE” humor ( by me, mostly).
“IMMEDIATE LETTERS TO ESTABLISHMENT” drafts of letters intended to be sent currently to, e g, bureaucracies, police, collective transport. NOTE. DUE TO TECHNICAL CONSTRAINTS THE TITLE IS SHORTENED TO "IMMEDIATE ESTABLISHMENT LETTERS"
“ INCOMING” THIS SECTION IS FOR YOUR OWN COMMENTS, etc. ----------------------- “IRON ELF” my attempt to base my attitude about law for defending the relationship between each child and both genetic parents.
“JOHN THE PARROT” this is a special page --- it has the Martianesque thoughts of myself about everything, as Ambassador to Planet Earth for the People of Planet Mars.
“LEIF ERIKSEN´S RESORT HOTEL” --- fun fantasy.
“MIRIAM WEB-STER” about words etc.
“MUNCHAUSEN” bizarre things that happen in every- day life.
“NETNAUGHT NICKNACKS” cozy remarks about stuff on and around where I sit with my computer.
“NIGHTHOOD” discusses the world of the time most people avoid being awake.
“NOBELITY OBLIGEE” focuses on the obligations upon us of superior intellect.
“OEDIPUS” develops thoughts apropos any cultural reference to Oedipus.
“OSLO KINEMATOGRAFER” comments based upon my ghastly experiences working for a badly run company several years ago.
“OTHER PEOPLE” --- recollections from my having to associate throughout my early life with human beings.
“POLITICAL FANTASY” fantasy around politics.
“PREHISTORIC MONSTERS FROM OUTER SPACE” reports from truly incredible experiences. (fantasy) NOTE. DUE TO TECHNICAL CONSTRAINTS THE TITLE IS NOW PREHISTORIC MONSTERS FROM SPACE.
“RACON” personal contemplations about where I am, in the general sense.
“SARSWATI” thoughts about theater of all sorts.
“SHBUI” considerations relevant to royal elegance.
“SHELDON THE VIKING” imaginary legendary jerk.
“SIGHNAPS” cogitations apropos sleep. (intended to improve science as to sleep)
“SINBIOSIS” applications in Abstract Relationship, of the principle called paradox. (Abstract Relationship is what I call my main theory of everything) (this is a big file, as it applies constantly in living)
“SLOTH” in which I advocate deep slowing down.
“SNAPPY DIALOGUE” fantastic conversations to upset you and/or give you gruesome satisfaction. (NOT FOR CHILDREN)
“TARTAR” when I am not at my own computer, I put stuff on an unsorted bunch, hoping you can eat them raw. (like bazaar and/or walk in pleasant jungle)
“TARTAR ANNEX” same as TARTAR, mostly.
“TERRITORY THERAPY” develops my thoughts re that. (and territory generally, as in politics)
“THE ASSOCIATIONIST” enjoying putting observationstogether.
“THE AUXILIARY LEAGUE” this concentrates on attempting to get better service, mainly from bureacracies. (includes participation by associates)
“THE BASKING PHILOSOPHER” another of my self-oriented modes.
“THE CHRISTOPHER ROBIN METHOD” attempting to communicate less vituperatively altho pissed off.
“THE COMMUNITY OF RELAXERS” about imagining calm togetherness in action.
“THE EDGAR POE INSTITUTE FOR ADVANCED ESTHETIC INVESTIGATIONS” in this section I will be spasmodically commenting on any of my other files in this site. (sort of the administration for this entire concocted “university”) NOTE: DUE TO TECHNICAL CONSTRAINTS THIS TITLE IS NOW "THE EDGAR POE ESTHETICS INSTITUTE".
“THE HAPPY AMERICAN” being a citizen of USA imagining anyone cares about my fantastic opinions about USA (political satire).
“THE INNER SANCTUM” very introspective thoughts by me.
“THE FILMIST” my remarks about film, tv, etc.
“THEM” confrontational-lyrical comments about past interpersonal experiences.
“THEODORA BEAR” fantasy about female alternative to Teddy-bear.
“THE PLEASURIST” my serious comments about pleasure.
“TRASH” surreal.
“UNIDENTIFIED SUBCONSCIOUS PEOPLE” self-explanatory. NOTE. DUE TOTECHNICAL COSTRAINTS, THIS TITLE IS NOW "SUBCONSCIOUS PEOPLE".
“”WAS”(“SCHOPENHAUER”) continues saga i began in 1971, about Wolfgang Amadeus Schopenhauer (“A Saga of The West”) (literature by me)
“WHAT DO MEN WANT?” Exasperatedly focuses on men (male human beings as a concept) as psycho-social problem.
“WHAT´S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?” Annoyedly discusses why people behave so wrongly.
“WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY” politics --- this is my main page, long and dense. (catch-all for any of my political opinions)
“YACHABEEBEE EL CORAZON” fantasy woman.
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